On this day, people tend to want to play little tricks on you. Not here! this humble establishment! Only the truth here! Instead, we (that’s me and the Web Walrus) would simply wish to remind you to flip your calendars.
On another note, Mario has (I think) found a new home. A friend of my grandmother’s. I hope he does well there. It was nice having you here, Mario!
And that’s it. No tricks. No gimmicks. No hidden Easter Egg. Really. You ought to believe me.
Though if you didn’t, it might help you to pass the time.
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Happy April Fool’s too!